beaver

a womens reproductive area (vagina)

Lee balls eats beaver

by James Neal October 6, 2005

beaveriffic

to have relations with donkeys

Quit being beaveriffic with that donkey, sweaty little whore.

by Michael and Joelle April 5, 2003

Beaver Sting

The act of anal sex in which the woman gets "rammed" so hard it stings the whole. At that point the man starts cumming in the girl creating an even more stinging sensation.

After he gave Jane a Beaver Sting she screamed with pleasure and couldn't walk for three days.

by Sean _ Is The Beaver Master January 16, 2009

sager blager

This is a rather obscure expression from someone's childhood invention of their own language. Not only does it rhyme, it also and sounds sort of like when someone mumbles and the sound can remind one of a shoulder shrug.

It's literal translation is "I don't know."

It can also me used as a distraction device when trying to get out of admitting wrongdoing because the two-word phrase itself sounds so bizarre as to throw off your interrogator.

It can be very effective used in a "broken record" or, more modernly, as a "scratched CD" fashion

Mom: Who took all the cookies from the cookie jar?
Tom: Sager Blager.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean, smartypants?
Tom: Sager Blager.
Mom: Can you speak Enlish, PLEASE?!!?
Tom: Sager Blager
(Mom proceeds to violently spank Tom.)

by Brent R.K. January 20, 2007

Weaver Beaver

A large warm comfortable Afghan carefully woven from 70's virgin pubic hairs.

Every night Jenny and I would snuggly up in her Weaver Beaver and spoon.

by Charlie2 November 25, 2007

beaver fever

A disease that you get from Drinking water that had beaver fur in it. Once you get the disease you shit urself until you die if you dont get help quicly. People who live in canada often get it

Dude, i cant stop shitting. Maybe you have beaver fever

by Wooffer January 17, 2004

beaver

when a lady has the friggin hairiest snatch imaginable, itz so bad that it can be seen hangin out of bikini's, and skirts, this is quite disgusting and noone wants to put their hand down there for fear that it may not come back in one peice; the hair may also resemble a small ecosystem filled with racoons

dam, did u see the BEAV her hair gets worse ever day

by dont like BEAV June 5, 2005