Major Biff

A discription of a guy that blows his load all over a woman's face.

"Hey check out Peter, he's graduated to a Major Biff!"

by Derek W February 4, 2006

Manu Bifurcum

The act of Manu Bifurcum, is the act of one placing his left hand on ones crotch and habitually scratching untill red with rawness.
Mostly associated with shaving ones "Front Lawn"

Friend 1: Ben get your hands off your Manu Bifurcum riddled scrotum

Friend 2: You mean Hand on crotch syndrome?

Friend 1: THE VERY SAME!

by KingDesign June 22, 2011

fat biffer

Someone who is doing things expected of a fat person. Not usually an insult, as the fat biffer is almost never a fat person. Usually heard in the south of England. Is said quietly, and never with a tone of shock or surprise. This makes it sound like the fat biffer does this sort of thing all the time, though in truth he rarely does.

Dave in pub: Pint of Carling and two pies please.
Other dave: You fat biffer.

by pissface3000 October 21, 2015

Le Biffed

To feel frustrated at the world.

man falls on ass "I'm a little Le Biffedright now."

by JohnAnimal March 6, 2016

Penis Bifidula

Double headed sword, two headed penii which can be used in an array of ways.

Holy Rahul cover up man! You lucky bastard you got yourself a Penis Bifidula!

by Double headed penii May 18, 2018

Plop biff boof biff biff EEEEEE

Luigi's infamous 0 to death combo in the game Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Commentator: ELEGANT HAS PULLED OFF A PLOP BIFF BOOF BIFF BIFF EEEEEE!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!!!!!!

by Scooty789 February 2, 2019

bishops biff

Another name for the perineum the space between your bum hole and your balls.

I have a sweaty bishops biff.

by Haytertom August 5, 2019