Getting Baked

Getting High. This expression was made famous by '40 Year Old Virgin' (Starring Steve Carell)

Brooke: So what you doing on the weekend?
Frank: Well I bought some weed so... I'm getting baked!

by Slash did Pot August 22, 2011

baker's block

When you want to bake everything, but can't decide on anything.

-"Sweet or savoury?"
-"I DONT KNOW!"
-"You're not helping my baker's block!"

by *Lea* April 18, 2014

Half Baked

Half baked is A funny movie for and with stoners. Dave chapple, #1 comedian is also in it which adds more laughs.

out take from half baked.
(scarface)Your titty popped out
(Thurgood)Now thats what i call a titty

by Stoner(andrew nguyen) January 13, 2006

Corn Baked Rattle Snake

A big/long turd or poop with chunks of corn in it.

1) Dude, I had a huge corn baked rattle snake today before work

by DanOfEdm April 5, 2006

changing at bakerloo

Never heard this expression before, but I'd just like to point out that there is NO station anywhere in the London Underground system by the name of 'Bakerloo'.

Therefore, I can only assume that the correct phrase is in fact 'Changing At Baker Street". As at Baker Street station it IS possible to change between the Hammersmith And City (pink) and Bakerloo (brown) lines.

Travel safely now...changing at bakerloo or anywhere else you might fancy

by Monkeybrains October 11, 2005

Chocolate Biscuit Baker

A person who vigorously avoids going to the bathroom when they're severely constipated. This person may go on for weeks without relieving themselves. Consequently, they pass gas through the duration of the day; mostly detected in tight office spaces, sickening co-workers.

Ben: I keep smelling this horrid odor. What is it?

Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.

Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.

Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.

Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?

Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.

by Mr. Rippenshtein February 24, 2011

bakerism

In reference to Baker Skateboards and their hardcore attitude on partying and skateboarding, bakerism can be defined as a general sense of surrealism, drunkeness and gnarliness. It is probably best exemplified by baker team member Dustin Dollin.

Grecs and Hermdizzle: two generations deep in Bakerism!

Dustin just took a shot of Jager and back 50ed that rail: pure Bakerism!!

by fhjfksdldfj November 8, 2007