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Shred as much as u can 

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.
Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can
Shred as much as u can by Cristo39 February 26, 2011

i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH 

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship
Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

N.A.S.A. 

National-anal-sex-association

As referred to by American Pie: Band Camp
Eric: I just joined N.A.S.A.!

William: You want to be an astronaut?

Daniel: No, he means the national anal sex association.
N.A.S.A. by dawinnaa2323 September 4, 2010
"I have L.A.S. from eating all these cheese doodles."

"We embrace are L.A.S. BRING ON THE BUFFET!!!"
L.A.S. by The Mcnasties October 8, 2008

same likes as dislikes 

Please, give this definition the same amount of likes as dislikes
"oh this definition has the same likes as dislikes"

"wow you're right!"