Alaskan pipeline

When you shit in a condom freeze it and use it as a dildo for your girlfriend

Yo Nick did Ryan use that Alaskan pipeline on you yet

by Morgan Leonard December 11, 2019

Alaskan Poop Ceremony

The act of shitting into a balloon then proceeding to shove it up your (Male) partners asshole. Next, you must pull a shard of glass out of your crackhead uncle’s ass and put it up your partner, popping the balloon and basically, inserting poop into them.

1. Dude I’m so horny I might have to do the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with Jeff.

2. Guy 1: why is there poop coming out of your ass
Guy 2: I just did the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with my dad!!!!

by Poop Gobbler February 14, 2021

Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndrome

The unnatural addiction to finding native alaskans who will go to dinner, ordering the most flatulent foods possible, and getting them to have sex with you. In the morning you surprise them with a serious dutch oven.

Chris just left for rehab because of his Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndrome

by Mr. Tentaclerotica July 18, 2011

blue alaskan

To twist your balls in a circle then dip them in snow

“Dude I’m so fucking sore, my girlfriend blue alaskaned me last night”

by iHaveSeriousProblems May 23, 2018

Frank Anastasia

To have a massive cock. Typically so massive it drags behind you like a stubby tail.

Mate 1: Dear lord my Frank Anastasia is so fucking annoying because all the girls are scared to give me head.

by thematteo318 April 10, 2019

Alaskan paint job

When a stripper is giving you a lap dance, and leaves a skid mark on your leg.

Man, that stripper was so hot until after she finished her dance and I noticed I got an Alaskan paint job.

by freako and jon doe May 11, 2011

Alaska Slippers

Noun: Super warm slippers, like something one would wear in Alaska.

Being from Florida, I am not used to 40 degree weather I need some Alaska Slippers for my frozen feet.

by Miss Uhlisuh December 14, 2011