turtle toot

The act of farting in public and making someone else take the blame.

*toot*
You: awh fred you nasty.
Fred: shut up with yo turtle toot.

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013

turtle boner

A small boner that hasent yet developed into a real boner. Most often disappoints the dirty whore who's putting her lips on it.

Maggie's man toy had a pathetic, weak, little turtle boner cause he's a faggot

by McNogger November 30, 2013

Holy Turtle

A person who loves turtles and claims themselves as a holy turtle.

I am the Holy Turtle. I am your savior, your lord

by GUANPOOMIN :P February 25, 2015

Turtle Stew

When you are about to take a shit and the first turd is poking out of your ass. You push it out and all of a sudden watery shit explodes out leaving your toilet looking like a bowl of beef stew!

I had to take a shit really bad and had a turtle head sticking out....I pushed that guy out and my shit exploded out turning my toilet into a big bowl of turtle stew!

by MichaelmikeSee June 26, 2015

Turtle tuck

When you tuck your penis inside itself

A turtle tuck is necessary in cross dressing.

by Dinosaur Boot March 7, 2016

Escape Turtle

(n) one who, despite warnings and/or rules designed to safeguard their physical and/or mental well-being, breaks free and exhibits deliberate, rebellious behavior, disregarding long term consequences in favor of short term gratification. Shortened version of the sage proverb "the escape turtle breaks its shell."

Person1: "I should have gone to bed early before this exam, but stayed up all night watching my favorite show on Netflix. I definitely failed."
Person2: "Don't be such an escape turtle next time."

by ProfessorTurtle July 30, 2017

Post Turtling

The belief of Corporate CEO’s with IQ of 60 that they achieved their position on ther own , though they don’t know what to do or how to get down from the post!

Shelly believes she was promoted because of hr merits, but the underpinnings of her post turtling explain her moronic infatuation.

by Quixote February 12, 2019