third wheeling

If you are searching this up, you are definitely third wheeling or you're around 8-10 and someone told u to third wheel (or someone told u ur third wheeling) anyways. It means when you have to hangout with a couple and you're all alone...watching the couple..kissing, hugging, whispering, laughing..cuddling..anyways! yes. that's basically it! Don't third wheel!

*hanging with a couple*
*you: "i'm so lonely..all i see is two people kissing..hugging..whispering..laughing..cuddling. Why can't I have those?!"
*someone else: "imagine third wheeling ahaha"

get someone, do not do third wheel. It is not fun.

by funnyluv:-) August 26, 2022

crocheted steering wheel cover

When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.

Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.

by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023

Like a dog on wheels

Popular response to any situation no matter how cheery or depressing.

Atli:So i beat this old woman back in 1997
Me:Like a dog on wheels?
Atli:yeah

by Norgle Tinglecrop May 10, 2021

clay wheel iglooing

when you shape your fecal matter into a dildo shape on a clay wheel (typically happens before the freezing stage)

i so want to igloo myself right now. but i still need to do the clay wheel iglooing first

by cedarinse June 10, 2025

Third Wheeling

Sexual position where one woman, laying on her back on edge of bed, is having sex with man, standing on floor. Second woman is standing on bed, bent over making out with first woman and being chowed by man

I’m gonna be third wheeling Jake and Erica later tonight

by Madam kamay November 30, 2021

wheels

trainers, creps, shoes

"nice new wheels you got there sonny" - lovely new footwear

by east london mandem March 20, 2023

Seattle spoon wheel

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.

I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel

by Afakename June 27, 2024