rona-whack

the at least once daily feeling while staying home due to coronavirus, that you would normally think you were going crazy but seems normal now and easily explained, early signs include not knowing what day of the week, exact date, not remembering what you did 5 minutes ago, thinking what you did 5 minutes ago actually happened days ago, extreme conditions include actually acting crazy (ie having long conversations with Alexa AI conversation bots, talking in a bad accent for extended periods of time just to change things up, not being able to complete a single task because then you think you won't have anything to do the next day)

I was clearly rona-whack when I came up with this word and definition on day 49 of self quarantine due to coronavirus outbreak and told my wife it would go viral and be on CNN and FoxNews after I posted it to Urban Dictionary

by Realdefinitions99 May 6, 2020

Weed-whack

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.

1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.

by Woodsy Woman June 29, 2020

Weed Whacker

A girl that only goes for a guy because they have drugs.

Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others

by Slimetheboss July 4, 2020

Chad whacker

When you put a hot potato up your butt and it accidentally gets stuck, only for it to give you that warm fuzzy feeling inside. Like when you meet someone special for the first time.

Met this beautiful girl the other day, it was a hell of a chad whacker experience.

by Deathbum September 6, 2020

Sack whack

A whack to a guy’s sack

Mike- Hey Tyler.
Tyler- Yeah?
Mike- SACK WHACK!!
Tyler- OOOHHHHH!!!!!
Mike- HAHAHAHAHA
Tyler- Oh you think that’s funny, huh? DOUBLE SACK WHACK!!!
Mike- (High pitched groan in pain)
James- SACK WHACK (to Mike) AND DOUBLE SACK WHACK (to Tyler)
Tyler and Mike- I wanna die!!!

by ShamanViking September 9, 2020

Brudda whacka

Any lightweight, long, slenderish (fits in say...3 year old hand) item, typically 2-3 feet in length, the business end of the device will hold the “whacka” such as a hot wheels car launcher, Ball of petrified play dough, etc. at the end of 3-4 connected hot wheels tracks.

Son: “mom!! Bodhi’s chasing me with the brudda whacka AGAIN”

Mom: “he’s learning what it looks like to run slow”

by Secret Seattle squirrel October 12, 2020

Pussy whacker

When your droopy balls smack against someone's pussy.

Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.

Guy 2: I don't think I know that.

Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...

Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.

Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...

Guy 2: Oh...

Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.

Guy 2: (Laughs)

Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.

by Imjustgrumpy ;) March 4, 2021