lesbian weekend

The act of lesbian couples shacking up after knowing each other for only a short period of time.

A lesbian weekend generally goes something like this:

On Friday, they go on a first date
On Saturday, they rent a UHaul
On Sunday, the adopt a cat together

Did you hear about Sue and Barb? They had a lesbian weekend and now live down the street

by Dpeters756 January 7, 2017

a weekend with the parents

Spending the weekend at your parents' house.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."

by LAFAYETTEandfagguetes January 13, 2017

fuck weenie

Noun, Adj: Describing a rude or arrogant troll. Or being the rude or arrogant troll.

Adj
1: "Gosh Jeremy is acting like such a fuck weenie!"
Noun
1: DONT BE A FUCK WEENIE YOU TROLLS

by BlondieGingerSnap March 5, 2017

lost weekend

that friend we all have who is constantly too hammered to function.

"Sarah is such a lost weekend. Everytime she drinks with us, she is a shit storm."

by Chelleybelleyy March 18, 2017

hard weenies

GIANT AND HARD DICK

I have a bunch of hard weenies on my face

by Daddy Dave April 17, 2017

reset weekend

A weekend of absolutely no worries or concerns that occur in your daily life.
A weekend of peace that allows you to restrategize everything that concerns you.

"I need a reset weekend before starting graduate school."

"My vacation was more like a reset weekend; long enough to get my mind right, but short enough for me to say fuck it all!!!!"

by Good Trouble May 28, 2017

digital weenie

Noun: A nice way of saying dick pic

Guys from these dating sites wont stop with the digital weenies.

by DigitalPP August 19, 2017