Suicide Wank

When you're having a wank, just before blowing the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!

Me: Jerking off
Brain: Suicide wank time
Me: "Mom! Dad! come here and quick!"

by darwin (herolevi) November 19, 2019

Brown Wank

Masturbating whilst taking a shit

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Tit-Wank

also known as tit ride

wow her tits were so big i had to give her a tit ride

by craig January 26, 2005

WANK LOADS

An awful lot of something

I couldn't believe it! Julie came home with absolutely wank loads of shopping

by Joey February 15, 2005

dank or wank

Good or bad, 'yea or nay'. Dank being good, wank being bad.

Lad1: "Miley Cyrus, dank or wank?"
Lad2: "Her music? Wank. Her arse? Dank!!!"

by thejollyjellyfish69 March 5, 2015

clean wanking

a person who masterbates in the bath or shower to avoid stainning there clothes or bedding

i heard that he is clean wanking now

by manx aribter January 27, 2009

Wank Mistress

A Women that is designed to enhance a mans pleasure through various activities, and through various ways of masturbating.

"Oh darling, you are a wonderful Wank Mistress. You make it so much more fun."

by __SanTa__ February 8, 2009