Definitions by parmjitandthekids

Side Wank 

When you lie on your side and have a cheeky wank, always with your back against the door, so if people walk in you can give them an over shoulder sketchy go away look

Brett: Parmjit was having a side wank the other day
Joel: He disgusts me

Side Wank by parmjitandthekids April 25, 2011