Timmy Turner

Timmy is a 10 year old boy who has Fairly Godparents, Cosmo and Wanda. He has a mean babysitter, Vicky.

Timmy Turner has fairly godparents.

by Allyson Holiday October 19, 2018

Alex Turner

A complete hottie. Did I mention that he's British and the lead singer of the most amazing band ever, the Arctic Monkeys. The sight of his chiselled chin will make your insides melt. His always combed to perfection hair and perfectly fit clothes will have you reconsidering breaking up with your boyfriend.

Wow! Who is he?...... Alex Turner? Damnnn....

by Calista is my name October 15, 2019

tardy the turtle

A retarded turtle from the show Greg The Bunny.(It was cancelled after the first season.)

"Drumsticks can also be chicken!"-Tardy The Turtle

by brybry123458 October 6, 2005

catshit and mouse turd

Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.

Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?

by Steve Scholten August 26, 2005

Frosting the turd

The act of taking a shit then turning around and jacking off on the turd causing you to "frost" the turd.

My buddy was frosting the turd last night .

by my sewer buddy January 12, 2010

3 headed turtle

The rare but real "talent" of taking not only an erect penis, but also the testicles in one's mouth while performing fellatio. Being able to deepthroat helps.

"That Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler's mouth was so big she could do the 3 headed turtle with ease."

Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.

by e873 December 3, 2009

Fried toad turd

Something that doesn't taste very good

This yard bird tastes like fried toad turd

by beEasy91 July 12, 2010