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Tree monkey

Woman of questionable looks....Including but not constrained to any of the following facial/body issues; hair in facial regions more commonly known to the male gender, longer then average wingspan, hair on small of back etc
Damn dude you didnt go home w/ that hairy ass tree monkey last night did you?
by Dj Frydae May 28, 2006
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Tree

The number inbetween two and four. Only used in a small area near Scranton, PA called the mid valley. The mid valley is an area encompassing the boroughs from Scrnanton to Carbondale.
I walked tree miles after work today.
by Firenutz March 29, 2009
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Oliver tree

he is a indie singer and he makes really good music
oi blud u like oliver tree?
yea yea hes a tru legend him
by Morgz mum is a nonce August 27, 2019
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Tree Hugger

An environmentalist who attempts to save a tree by wrapping their body around it. Most are completely idiotic or completely brain washed. Also, they don't think of all the meat, plants, trees, water, etc. that has been killed or polluted by their mere existence. They should do the world a favor and create a human mulch pile out of themself.
Headline: A tree hugger was killed today in a futile attempt to save a freakin tree. Don't fret, hedid make something of his life, mulch.
by Laxin MoFo June 2, 2004
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tree slugger

An anti-enviromentalist; someone who hates trees; opposite of tree hugger (someone who hits rather than hugs trees)
Wow. When I told that guy to stop global warming, he said "I don't care about the enviroment." what a tree slugger!
by powderski11 January 13, 2008
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tree-aids

A disgusting green or brown moist mold or a white growth- like stubby fungus on a down limb or fallen, rotten tree in the woods, which when you touch it, makes you feel like you have tree-aids.
Ewwww! Tree-aids.
by Morgan5o July 29, 2009
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Wishing Tree

A tree with no rules you can do anything and I mean anything! sexual in most cases
Noah: Anna I wish I could be around you all the time you're awesome
Anna:I think you're awesome to Noah
Noah: Yeah?
Anna: Yeah
Noah: Yeah?
Anna: Yeah
by Krycek May 10, 2005
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