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Tony Science

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day
What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work

"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day"
by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025
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Tony

A Large Italian Man, Native to Maryland who still thinks Maryland is southern.
Tony: The South Will Rise Again!

Every Other Marylander: Shut Up You Wop
by AntiItalianHoosier August 27, 2020
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mad tony

a strong willed blondie, his sense of entitlement likens him to evil rulers and dictators, so quick to fight you cant even defend yourself - yet he is crazy in his love of others
by mad mommy February 9, 2010
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Toni

She one of those girls, that when she walks into your life you never want her to leave.

She kind, smart and funny and can always appreciate the little things about people. She is also the most beautiful girl you'll ever lay eyes on.
Who's the girl shes gorgeous? Ah thats probably Toni
by That causual guy November 26, 2021
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Zoe and tony

Z*e and t*ny best ship forever
Zoe and tony are the best I ship not dip they are so cute together go check their tiktok if you ship them with me your the best toe is the best not Zoe not zawson only toe
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tony shnider

mmmm!!!fun, a good heart, fantastic at phone sex, a rockin body, very loving and very late..at almost everything! :)
I could talk on the phone with that tony shnider all day
by baby,shnider April 30, 2010
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Tony

Queer. Gaslighting, projecting butt pirate

Tells all of his friend's his girlfriend is cheating, steals from him, does gang bangs when the fact is she is not doing any of those thing's. He is/was.

He's a 2 faced lying snitch. So be careful he will get you hemmed up with his CI ass
Alex- why are you being so mean to your G.F. ?
Tony- she's a lying puddle whore

Alex: do you know this for sure?

Tony- no.
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