Toast Fucking

To F--- or to get F---ed by toast.

"That crescent roll stuff is for kids, I'm now into Toasting F---ing. Yesterday I took an entire loaf of nine grain for a little "How's your mother?".

by slopes May 31, 2005

toast

A food superior to all other foods. Especially bread.
I mean, bread goes in a toaster and comes out toast!

(Girl): TOAST IS AMAZING!

(Boy): What's so great about it?

(Girl): ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD?!?

*Girl hits boy repeatedly in the head with electrical cord*

by Emmaleehh January 3, 2008

toaster bitch

when your toaster burns your food

this toaster bitch burnt my strudel!

by megkris April 28, 2009

Toast Test

A test, usually quite random, to determine how lucky you will be that day. Your luck is determined by how unlikely the thing you predict to occur in the next time period, event, etc. is. The term comes from the first, and most common test, which is dropping a piece of buttered toast on a tabletop. If it lands butter side down, bad luck day. Butter side up is a good day. On it's side means that you should go buy a lottery ticket asap.
It's closely related to the spoon test which is when one puts a spoon under their pillow and then prays for a certain kind of weather the next day. The difference is that no "luck" is achieved by the spoon test, just a certain outcome.
Ancient, archaic forms of this test include plucking daisy petals and saying "he loves me, he loves me not", and breaking wishbones

I predict that 3 birds will land on this windowsill in the next 4 minutes.

My bagel landed cream cheese side up!
-Dude, lucky toast test!

by RedHawk007 December 9, 2009

toasted

to be drunken to the point at which you can no longer function

Uncle Scott got so toasted at the game and almost got arrested for peeing in public

by missing_zomes February 9, 2019

Shiny Toasters

Shiny Toasters are a strange animal that like to eat Xbox's or if they are feeling in a slitly different mood Playstation 2 and 2 only. They only breed if the Purple toasters are in season. The only threat to Shiny Toasters are Donkapillers The toasters can be very feriouces and are known to eat humans. They are only feriouces is you were silver because that is there trade mark.

Soooo beware they can get very horny at night


P.S DON'T WEAR SILVER....

Shiny coloured Toasters

by Georgia June 24, 2004

Burnt Toast Drunk

On a Drunk Scale of 1-10, it rates a 10. So bloody drunk you black/pass out. See black out Line 1.

Keli: *kicking Heather* ... Hey.. How do you feel...?

Heather: ...Zz..

Keli: Oh.. She's Burnt Toast Drunk!

by Annubrius October 13, 2008