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Scotty Shirt

When a person of large or hefty girth tucks in their shirt, only to have the back side pull back out and hang down below the belt line. Usually this is due to the large overhang on the front lower torso pulling the shirt in that direction. Usually one experiencing "Scotty shirt" will not fix the issue. Mostly due to the unwanted repetition it would require throughout the day and an overall lack of desire to look halfway decent. A person suffering from Scotty shirt is usually below reproach hygiene wise.
Hefty person #1: The back of my shirt keeps riding up and falling out when I tuck it in! Fuck it, my arms hurt, I'm just going to leave it like that. But that's part of the struggle of being fat...

Person #2: Daayyyum playa! You done got yourself a Scotty shirt!
by security dude June 26, 2014
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Shirting

When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)
Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.
by Bowl Banter February 20, 2023
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another clean shirt ought to see you out

(phrase) | to appear quite sickly, almost to the point of deathly ill-looking
“you look very ill, another clean shirt ought to see you out. you look as if you'll soon be dead”
by yeraurasux June 2, 2024
mugGet the another clean shirt ought to see you outmug.

checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.
Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night
by Satansbestie July 2, 2016
mugGet the checkered shirtsmug.

Tucking the shirt in

An excuse used by decrepit sycophantic lawyers when caught masturbating
"I was just tucking the shirt in!" Rudy exclaimed while greeted with uproarious laughter
by FreeBirdie October 21, 2020
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Does this shirt make me look fat

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-
by Not a heather January 16, 2022
mugGet the Does this shirt make me look fatmug.

turf shirt

A shirt with your turf on it
I gotta go get my turf shirt ese
by abov_average_hoe May 1, 2020
mugGet the turf shirtmug.

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