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tacomatism 

Tacomatism(n): 1. the art of fucking things up at the last possible minute, as practiced to perfection by the residents of the city of Tacoma, WA and its outlying regions. 2. an equation which states that one's rate of success varies in direct proportion with one's potential to self-sabotage, and one's proximity to downtown Tacoma. The effect on others is not a variable in this equation, and is not taken into account.
1. Garth's tacomatism landed him in rehab just on the verge of a huge record deal.
2.Stephen has been showing signs of tacomatism ever since he moved into that apartment on Division St.; he seems to fuck himself over every time something good comes along.
tacomatism by Chad Baker January 5, 2005
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cheesy taco 

The term given to a woman's vagina when the woman has such a bad yeast infection that the yeast expells from the inner vagina, then dries on the outer lips of said vagina.
John loves cheesy tacos, to him they taste like pennies.
cheesy taco by Ssimon007 November 8, 2008

Taco Tuesday 

A weekly celebration in which American students studying abroad in Madrid take advantage of Taco Bells 1 taco and 1 beer for 1 € deal. Your average Taco Tuesday involves skipping afternoon classes to go to Taco Bell and get hammered in broad daylight. The day is frequently cited as that reason why Europeans assume Americans are fucking stupid.
Kevin: Hey Dan, are you going to dynamics class?
Dan: What? Fuck that, it's Taco Tuesday, I'm gonna go black out at Taco Bell!!!
Taco Tuesday by Art Kney April 30, 2013

Taco Baby 

An extemly large bowel movement caused by a consumption of many tacos. Taco babies have been said to have a mind of their own, taking over you digestive track and cause unnatural symtems such as an overwealming craving for Mexican food. Taco babies are mesured in size and is expressed in camper-size form. For example, a small taco baby would be called a junior, wheras a larger baby would be a senior.
Mike: Damn, those tacos were so good at dinner.
Chuck: Yeah, I got a midi 2 Taco Baby brewing in my stomach.
Taco Baby by Smiley CSM October 28, 2009
One of the greatest tasting foods known to mankind. Don't let it's taste fool you. You'll be running for the toilet as soon as you wake up in the morning.
Mom: Why are you taking so long on the toilet?
Me: I had taco bell last night.
Taco Bell by 7zer0z August 26, 2012

jimmy taco 

someone who cant get an errection when there is a naked babe next to him!
Can i get three crunchy tacos and three jimmy tacos (ordering three crunchy tacos and three soft tacos at taco bell)
jimmy taco by Bob Sagggett February 20, 2008

Holy Taco 

1. And excellent website with babes, jokes, videos, and lol pics.

2. An interjection not listed in the English books. It makes the sentence stand out better, and leaves subjects that hear it with the "what the fuck/wtf?!" feeling. See holy flaming tennis balls batman for another great interjection. It is commonly subsituted for Wow! or Oh my god! or Holy Shit!
1. www.holytaco.com

2.

Guy 1: Wow! That house is on fire!
Guy 2: HOLY TACO! THAT HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
Guy 1: What the hell?!