turtle dove

a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.
how are your turtle doves doing, Dave?
Not very well, Bill. One of them swallowed my cat.
by unoriginally November 22, 2020
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Turtle Day

A day in school where one's backpack is so ponderous it looks like a turtle shell. Such magnitude in a backpack has often resulted in falling over and having one of your slightly less turtle-y friends help you back up.
Yesterday was a turtle day because we have a test tomorrow
by Elven Angel September 27, 2013
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turtle boner

A small boner that hasent yet developed into a real boner. Most often disappoints the dirty whore who's putting her lips on it.
Maggie's man toy had a pathetic, weak, little turtle boner cause he's a faggot
by McNogger December 01, 2013
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Turtle Stew

When you are about to take a shit and the first turd is poking out of your ass. You push it out and all of a sudden watery shit explodes out leaving your toilet looking like a bowl of beef stew!
I had to take a shit really bad and had a turtle head sticking out....I pushed that guy out and my shit exploded out turning my toilet into a big bowl of turtle stew!
by MichaelmikeSee June 19, 2015
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Barking Turtle

noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.
I hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.
by MRia October 24, 2013
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Turtle Storm

I don't watch Turtle Storm because she is wierd.
by PlebIsLife January 11, 2018
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