a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.
by unoriginally November 22, 2020
by Oxford dictionary co March 25, 2017
A day in school where one's backpack is so ponderous it looks like a turtle shell. Such magnitude in a backpack has often resulted in falling over and having one of your slightly less turtle-y friends help you back up.
by Elven Angel September 27, 2013
A small boner that hasent yet developed into a real boner. Most often disappoints the dirty whore who's putting her lips on it.
by McNogger December 01, 2013
When you are about to take a shit and the first turd is poking out of your ass. You push it out and all of a sudden watery shit explodes out leaving your toilet looking like a bowl of beef stew!
I had to take a shit really bad and had a turtle head sticking out....I pushed that guy out and my shit exploded out turning my toilet into a big bowl of turtle stew!
by MichaelmikeSee June 19, 2015
noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.
by MRia October 24, 2013
A weird girl on Youtube.
by PlebIsLife January 11, 2018