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I just pied in your arms tonight

To disrespect someone while they are holding you.
I just pied in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said.
by Islands in the Kitchen October 3, 2020
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tonsil surprise

When your getting a blow-job and as your about to cum, you hold the girl's head down and suddenly shove your cock deep into her mouth. This results in either her tonsils getting crushed, or even better a full throat penetration. At this point her head is held down as a sticky load coats her tonsils or otherwise is blasted down her throat.

The key to this move is the surprise factor. The girl receiving the "tonsil surprise" must not be expecting the move, thus she will be quite surprised as the move is suddenly executed.

In order to achieve the maximum surprise factor, the blow-job is allowed to occur at a gentle pace, with minimal thrusting. A slow build up is desireable, followed by a sudden thrusting into the mouth at the point of ejaculation. The back of the girl's head is typically held down firmly with both hands, to ensure maximum depth of penetration and to prevent the girl from being able to pull her head away before the ejaculation is complete.
I was getting some nice head last night from that chick I met on Friday night. She was totally shocked when I gave her the "tonsil surprise".
by Jimmy DeLarge October 19, 2008
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tonc

Hey how many toncs did you smuggle in last night? I got 25 though.
by migra joe December 20, 2009
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Street Tongue

A name given to those that hook up with random chicks and go the growl without hesitation.
Yeah man dave went the growl on that random slut last night, that boys got the Street Tongue.
by gucson November 19, 2009
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Tony Montana

A cuban refugee played by Al Pacino in the legendary movie Scarface.Tony became a big time drug lord in Miami.He is known for his crazy ass quotes.
"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked." -Tony Montana
by Antonio Montana January 3, 2009
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tons o' fun

a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good hit and run because of her zealous eagerness to please
I'm sore from digging out that tons o' fun last night.
by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
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Toniyah

She's a average size beauty, with a great smile she's a loyal friends and has a lovable personality she's not afraid to defend the ones she loves and has always been a character she's goofy , independent, and very likable
Omg , she's such a Toniyah!!!
by Niyahhh15 March 19, 2017
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