Lighting Titties Up

lahy-ting tit-ees uhp -verb

A total eclipse of one's manhood in such a way as to cause the spontaneous combustion of one's titties.

Matt: "Lambda Tau Upsilon just dominated me and the rest of Mees at life."

Winston: "I do believe that you just got your titties lit up by the excellent male specimens of Scharpenberg 4. In fact, I think they will continue lighting titties up for all eternity."

by Hero523 January 19, 2009

titties

Someone of extreme ignorance. Whose only thing their known for is derogatory towards them.

Christal has a wealth of titties.

by Tinkerbell6556 November 1, 2007

Tittance

A superb set of female breasts, a rack, jugs, mammaries, puppies, melons, etc...

Oh my, what incredible tittance that young lady has on display!

by Gavin Anderson September 29, 2006

tittie box

Someone who is really immature and rude.

taylor, stop being such a tittie box!

by youngx3reckless January 2, 2008

Tittie wampn

What you call doing something when u have nothing to do.

And just something funny to say.

Hey man wat u up to today?

Shit idk proly just tittie wampn.

Word

by Chase and Luke March 8, 2009

tittaydar

The ability to spot a great pair of tits at 100 paces.

My tittaydar is tracking a pair of gently swaying tits all the way down the block.

by dogmatic_purview May 20, 2009

tittieslap

1. A short Mexican man with an afro that slaps his tits in order to make others believe that he has at least half a testicle.
2. Where you slap your tits and swiftly spread your arms dramatically.

White Guy- "Can I store these balls in your afro, Tittieslap?"
Tittieslap- "-tittieslaps- Never, homes! I've already got like 4 of those!"

by douchebagupmybutt :( March 4, 2010