unexpected surprise

When you are about to nut, but you dont tell her that you are...then nut all over her face unexpectedly.

I WAS gonna tell her that I was about to bust, but I decided to give her an unexpected surprise!

by Why him? October 7, 2018

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Surprise

Sister city located N/W of Phoenix about 20 miles. Still a boom town because of the cool shopping and upcoming state of the art movie theaters and malls. Lots of decent looking and affordable homes, but screwed up traffic.

Frank: Bill, Im moving from El Mirage to Surprise, Im sick of all the Graffiti, and gangs

Bill: Its about time ma Honkey

by Kevin Beasley December 3, 2007

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Surprise Attack

The process of poking a small hole in a condemn before sex with the end result of the girl getting pregnant without even knowing it !

I planned a surprise attack on her last night.

by ajs05 December 27, 2007

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surpressed

A mixture of being surprised and impressed

I was very surpressed with how Fight Club ended

by mishae July 31, 2011

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Maple Syrup Surprise

During sex, right before the man ejaculates, he pulls out a bottle of maple syrup and squirts it all over the girl, whilst yelling MAPLE SYRUP SURPRISE

"I maple syrup surprised that girl until she looked like my Eggos."

by BoilBoyleBoile March 20, 2010

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surprise solo

When one is singing along to the radio with friends, one should perform a surprise solo.

While listening to a radio or otherwise loud music, and someone is singing along, you sneakily turn off the volume while they aren't paying attention. Now said person is singing along to the song, but without the song playing; a surprise solo.

***Best performed on a bad singer.

Jim: Dude, we were in Sarah's car listening to Firework, then I turned off her radio while she was mid song.

John: Surprise solo?

Jim: Yeah. I didn't know she was so bad at singing!

by JayDizzle12 June 4, 2011

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