scratch and sniff

Getting head from a chick with a large pointy nose during the "69" position, her nose being so large it can't help but massage your ballsack to the point of no return.

Cedrick; "Hey Nelson, I heard you got laid from that big nosed tart you found at the bar last night!!"

Nelson; "Not quite, her nig nose scratch and sniffed my balls too much that I splooged it right down her throat...oh well"

by Pakistaniel November 14, 2012

Strategic Spammer

Person in marketing and planning department who keep on making useless presentations for clients, consumers, etc....which are then mass mailed to relevant parties....basically adding to the spam content of Clients

Mr Jani is a lead strategic spammer in his company.

by poyani July 2, 2007

Strategic Zero

A strategic zero is an incomplete or zero (percent) taken on a project/homework assignment so that if an individual has a limited number of lates, they can be used on larger, more important assignments/projects. This is usually done in high school.

Teacher Fred: Aren't you going to use up a late on that unimportant yet time-consuming math project?

Minny: No, I think I'll take a strategic zero. Thank-you for the suggestion though.

by Mookie Eleanor January 12, 2009

demon-stration

A peaceful protest which is infiltrated and manipulated by opposing forces, to demonize the original gathering by instigating violence.

The BLM protest was civil and calm. Suddenly an outsider appeared, threw a rock at police, a fire was set, the cops sprayed tear gas and in minutes it became a demon-stration.

by Monkey's Dad September 5, 2020

Briggs and Stratton

Briggs and Stratton is the largest producer of air cooled gasoline small engines in the world. These engines can be found on everything from lawn mowers, lawn and garden tractors, zero turn mowers, generators, snow blowers, pressure washers, and other equipment. These engines are also popular in recreational use in go karts, mini bikes, and boats as outboard motors.

"Wow you've got a Briggs and Stratton engine on your mower. That's a good engine. They can last forever if you take good care of them!"

by Omegadoomship64 March 31, 2019

scratch in the rough

making money when you don't have a job. down to final means of making money. just getting by. the nitty gritty. last means nessacery

Q:how are you going to pay your bill?
A: I'll scratch in the rough.

by udfmilkman68 December 12, 2007

Scratchinate

A joining of 2 words, Scratch and Terminate.

You do the math.

"If the cat was being harmed, it would scratchinate the face out of him within seconds."

by 4chanssssssssss February 16, 2009