Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.

When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."

by manjoseph January 21, 2022

salem day

the best beautiful boy’s day <3. celebrated on the 27th of january! send him your best wishes because he deserves it for being the best person in the whole world

today is the 27th of january… it’s salem day!!

by ven meow January 27, 2022

Salem

Salem is a nice 16 year old who then became one of the wierdest and most cruel person i know In college. We went through so much together but he just changed

Salem is a sus man

by Arnold Dilingwhy January 31, 2022

Salem

A very cool person. Monmon's favorite.

I love you Salem

by Monajjee December 9, 2021

Salem

A very cool and pretty person. Monmon's favorite.

I love you salem you're a very cool and pretty person

by Monajjee December 13, 2021

Salem Logic

The logic of thinking about a subject for an extremely long time, to the point where you question your own sanity.

“man i hate being wrong”
“man just use salem logic”
“omg man you’re right”
“#salemlogic”

by C0CkB1t3r December 20, 2021

Saleban

Know as a hot person. manly used for middle school boys or boys underaged.

"That reminds me of a Saleban"
"damn is that Saleban from paragon science academy"

by NICELY STALKER February 25, 2022