Snorkeling

When a man puts his open mouth over another mans anus and uses his balls to cover his eyes while simultaneously grabbing his shaft.

Alex almost suffocated after hours of intense snorkeling with George.

by Cammtheman August 13, 2018

Snorkel

A type of blowjob where the guy pinches the nose of the girl sucking his dick as she sucks, causing her to make gurgle and snorkel sounds.

Timmy gave Jane a good snorkel
Nancy received a good snorkel from Bill as she sucked his dick

by birdman2346 September 5, 2018

Snorking

A method of injesting methamphetamine by smoking it and snorting it at the same time.

Vinessa was snorking some of that 3 amigos type meth.

by Yethdude420 December 7, 2018

Snorkelling

Snorkelling is performed by simultaneously placing a man's testicles over another's eyes and the penis into their mouth. This maneuver is easiest performed at half-mast, as the penis will have to curve downwards and around the recipient's nose, like a snorkel. This builds upon the Arabian sand goggles foundation.

My girlfriend is obsessed with snorkelling these days. We had a great time in Hawaii, but the snorkelling didn't start until after the dive trip was over.

by I<3snorkelling December 17, 2018

Spark it and park it

When you light a joint and sit down

"Hey Marino!"

"Yeah?"
"Let's spark it and park it on the couch to watch 'COPS'"

by TheyCallMe"Papa" December 19, 2018

Shorken

A made-up word to throw people off their game, an effective way to get into someone’s head. Ultimately used to confuse, disorient, and get a good laugh for yourself. It must be said quickly, as it sounds like it could be a word, but we know it isn’t.

You: “Hey man, did you ever find the shorken?” (Said really quickly)

Your friend/foe: “Did I..wh...uh?”

by Johaevin January 22, 2019

Snorkel Bandit

someone who enjoys dining out for a long time, deep in the dick door.

that dude is a keeper, a real snorkel bandit, he just kept on munching

by m4cca February 2, 2019