spermanent

Giving your girl a little "hairstyling help" at the of a "romantic encounter"

Every morning, Jim and John would give Kathy and Amy fresh new spermanents.

by Bri May 15, 2003

spermaculate

The process of male sexual ejaculation.

My dear, such is the state of my personal arousal that I shall have no recourse but to spermaculate all over your lilly whites forthwith.

by rojodelosaltos February 11, 2005

spermy eyelash

When a girl/man/animal/cross gets cummed on so much that their eyelashes get glued together by the cum.

Me - "I sprayed my semen all over your mums face last night"

You - "I know she couldn't see this morning, bad case of the spermy eyelash"

by miaden_mental January 31, 2009

Spermite

Unwanted sperm.

I must go to the doctor to get on birth control in order to avoid spermite penetration.

by ofperin May 7, 2010

milk of spermesia

Potent male seed. The name is derived from the antacid medication "Milk of Magnesia" due to the similar color and consistency. Officially coined by Jeruss in 2009. Jizz. Man chowder. Semen.

Jeruss is the originator of the term milk of spermesia. Women rarely enjoy it when my milk of spermesia lands in their hair. She's an avid consumer of milk of spermesia.

by Dark Overlord February 3, 2010

Sherman IL

Sherman is a large town just outside of Springfield, the state of Illinois capitol. It has about 20 subdivisons all spread out and seem to expand forever. Sherman blvd is where most activity is. It consist of the clinic, the Crossing Strip Mall, Larson's Plaza, Dairy Queen, Williamsville State Bank, Family Video, Town Hall, and the newest adition, a Walgreens. The town is hopeing to add a County Market which will have other businesses like FitClub and China Star. The town attends Williamsville School District.

Sherman IL is too big

by your a fool 3 July 27, 2011

I didn't ask for a sermon

When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.

Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?

Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.

by Emitts79 June 14, 2011