Snatch

To Get The Boy/Girl You Want.
To Get A Girlfriend/Boyfriend.

Homeboy:Oh My Dawg Funna Santch
Josh: Damn Right Imma Snatch

by smartass2000 January 2, 2012

Snatch Tagging

the act of snatch tagging stems from Twitter's hash tagging. Instead of using the "Hash" #, one uses a pair of parentheses (), imitating the vagina. The words following this "Snatch" are typed without spaces, as a hash tag, but usually pertain exclusively to girls or guys acting like bitches.

(in a texting conversation)
"Yeah she's not that hot"
"Ehh she's not ugly ()iddoher"
"Snatch tagging shouldn't effect your standards"

by eddi1i August 23, 2011

Crazy Snatch Face

Some one who works with others that through their own inadequacies tries to blame others for their own problems. Then this Person talks about everyone behind their back because they don't have the gall to confront anyone to their face. If they forget something it MUST be that someone else that's to blame. Also anything they manage to do right is out of luck. Just because they are "Unique", does not mean they are useful. These kind of people are usually without any feelings toward others and are rude beyond all belief. They should all be beaten with shovels then buried with them.

Bonita is a receptionist at Fortune Bay and she is a Crazy Snatch Face to everyone. I don't know why they keep her.

by Pneyh Mepando March 22, 2009

Slimy Snatch

A feminine version of the wet willy, where the assaulting female wets her finger with vaginal fluid and inserts it into the ear of the victim.

I gave my girl a wet willy, so she one upped me and retorted with a slimy snatch.

by Spidey89 March 18, 2011

Stache Snatch

The act of snatching a mustache from someone’s face. The stache snatcher must complete three steps to consider a stache snatch successful: 1) snatch a stache, 2) dash and 3) sell that stache for cash. When snatching stache, the most successful snatchers apply General Wang’s stratagem: the element of surprise. There’s nothing quite like a surprise stache snatch.

Kenneth and I went on a stache snatch last night. I snatched a nice Lars the Viking and he snatched a prime Snappy Dancer.

I might add this General Wallace to my stash, but I could really use the cash from this stache snatch.

by justWink June 10, 2011

invasion fo the booty snatchers

A misspelled version of invasion of the booty snatchers.

-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...

by Phrigajiblenoghip May 25, 2004

cabbage patch snatch

a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.

"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."

by T. Clark Crawford June 14, 2005