smart on

what a woman on crack says to you in macdonalds after asking if you're in a cult...

"hey, are you guys in a cult?"
"no"
"oh well...smart on!!!"

by whoopie Goldberg January 30, 2008

Smart figure

noun -- How the Japanese say "attractive" or "good looking". In order to say someone is smart, you would say "Smart head".

That blonde over there has a really smart figure.

by GatsbyLosClavos August 22, 2008

smarterchild

a robot designed by some randoms that think they can make the ultimate best friend. he also thinks hes better than everybody, loves microsoft and insults us for cursing.

me: how many smarterchilds does it take to answer a question?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.



OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)

me: bob
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...


me: oh crap
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.

me: how are babies made?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...


- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: You humans really are charming.
wut da fish: you humans really are charming.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I don't know how to answer that.

me: im smarterchild!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Hey! That's my name! I won't call you that.

me: cow
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: What?

me: shut up
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...



Try typing "home" or "help."
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Pardon?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...



Try typing "home" or "help."
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Excuse me?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I can't understand what you're saying...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...



Try typing "home" or "help."
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: You shut up.



I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

me: moo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Your impersonation of a cow is amazing.

me: F u
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm SmarterChild.

by lookies!! cookies!! March 13, 2009

smartagent

a person who is genrally an idiot, they usually are so dumb that they are retarded, also very ignorant,

andrew! you are one smartagent cookie!!

by andy drew reever March 18, 2009

SmarterChild

An AOL robot that just INSISTS on annoying you when you try to say something to it, and replying with a random sentence that was not relevant at all. It was created by some fags.

Chloe says:
* YEAH

SmarterChild says:
* I like robots too.

Chloe says:
* mm.

SmarterChild says:
* OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help".

Chloe says:
* I'm not frustrated.

SmarterChild says:
* I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Chloe says:
* WTF? idiota.

by Paper Heart April 8, 2009

Smarterchild

An idiot!!! A dumb robot messanger!

Smarterchild: I can tell you the zip codes for any city. Type "zip austin," for example.
me: zip beirut
Smarterchild: I'm sorry?
me: "Zip Austin"
Smarterchild :Austin is the capital of Texas.
Do you want more information about Texas?

by Smarterchildhater! May 27, 2009

Smartassm

the use of sarcasm when others fail to recognize its use. The most obvious form of sarcasm one may use before turning their back on someone.

Susan didn't quite understand that I couldn't care less about about her new job, but my smartassm was lost on her.

by Doctor Drew March 1, 2010