sloppy schoeb steamer cream

When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.

If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.

by badhatter88 October 11, 2011

Slippery Salmon

A double handed wristie/blow job that is heavily aided by copious amounts of lube. It is said this move is a perfect simulation of Rex Hunt juggling a fresh salmon. It is important to note that a Slippery Salmon is always finished with gentle kiss to the knob, before its thrown back to the sea, reminiscent of Rex Hunt's signature finishing move.

Guy 1: Dude, Tracey gives a mean slippery salmon.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeh, she emptied half a tube of lube on my dick and went boonta with two hands and a mouth
Guy 2: Mate, sounds unreal. Im going to hit my girl up

by Meetlof April 28, 2017

Sloppy Ja-loppy

Term used when your diarrhoea is so violent, you’re not just wiping your hole, but you need to wipe both arse cheeks. Alternatively, a quick shower will help clean up any mess you’ve made on yourself.

Rylan: “Chook! I need a new toilet bowl after that!”
Timothy: “Aw why Chook?!”
Rylan: “I just done a massive sloppy ja-loppy and I may need to have a shower now!”

by AwYouAreJokin February 13, 2018

Sloppy Ploppy

A child friendly way of writing diarrhoea, coined by a man only known as Distantpeak.
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!

Brian: Ah bru, my insides are writhing like snakes.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?

Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.

by Nedflix'n'Diddly July 12, 2019

Slippery Rock

SlipperyRock

Man Slippery Rock ain’t what it used to be

by Yeeterneeter July 16, 2021

The Sloppy Whopper with Heavy Mayo

The act of sneaking up on a friend from behind, and ejaculating on their backs without him or her noticing.

Man, John did it again. The Sloppy Whopper with heavy mayo... i need a new shirt.

by stan harris March 28, 2007

Lipper Slipper

When you are slamming a dry puss and no lubrication available. You put in chewing tobacco and spit on her clit.

Becky got your drunk ass back to her trailer with her 3 kids. You find the Sahara desert down below. Put in a dip and hit her with the lipper slipper.

by Narnzulx March 23, 2018