sleeping + dabbing!
What could go wrong!
Sleep dabbing is when your in a dream and you snipe a enemy from the other side of the map,
Your sleeping mind can only do one thing, D A B !
What could go wrong!
Sleep dabbing is when your in a dream and you snipe a enemy from the other side of the map,
Your sleeping mind can only do one thing, D A B !
by DoggoOnTheInterweb February 16, 2019
Get the Sleep-dabbing mug.This occurs when your partner is snoring obnoxiously loud. You proceed to squat over your partner’s face and drop a nice steamy log(s) into his or her mouth, which will stop the snoring. Unfortunately, this may cause Sleep Crapnea as your partner may be unable to breathe because of the foul odor that now lives inside his or her mouth.
P.S. This is a bad idea to attempt if one has consumed an irritant such as Chipotle or Taco Bell within the last 48 hours. Diarrhea is a high risk within this range of time, and will definitely awake the partner into a frenzy.
P.S. This is a bad idea to attempt if one has consumed an irritant such as Chipotle or Taco Bell within the last 48 hours. Diarrhea is a high risk within this range of time, and will definitely awake the partner into a frenzy.
Tyrant: Yo bro, me and a couple dudes are gonna hit the bar after work today. You in?
Big Easy: Nah bro I can’t make it. My wife’s still pissed off about the Sleep Crapnea she had last night. Turns out I had major diarrhea from Taco Tuesday last night. When I went to drop a log in her mouth to stop her outrageous snoring, I accidentally pushed too hard and I blew shit all over her face. It was a massive shitstorm and she almost kicked me outta the house. I told her I was sleepwalking and thought her face was the toilet and she totally bought it.
Tyrant: Dude you gotta be more careful next time. Could’ve just made her sleep on the couch or the sidewalk.
Big Easy: Nah bro I can’t make it. My wife’s still pissed off about the Sleep Crapnea she had last night. Turns out I had major diarrhea from Taco Tuesday last night. When I went to drop a log in her mouth to stop her outrageous snoring, I accidentally pushed too hard and I blew shit all over her face. It was a massive shitstorm and she almost kicked me outta the house. I told her I was sleepwalking and thought her face was the toilet and she totally bought it.
Tyrant: Dude you gotta be more careful next time. Could’ve just made her sleep on the couch or the sidewalk.
by Stoney69 June 18, 2019
Get the Sleep Crapnea mug.Sleep sandwiching is a form of sleep walking involving the making of a sandwich. It is most commonly a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The afflicted will have no memory of the event come morning. They may also seem slightly dazed or confused.
WARNING: Do not attempt to wake the afflicted individual. As with any form of sleep walking, it can be highly dangerous and traumatic to do so. Sleep sandwichers will often be extremely defensive of their sandwich and the waker may be putting themselves in harms way.
Possible side effects of sleep sandwiching include greater variation in weight, morning grogginess, increased reports of hauntings, and very very confused housemates, who do not understand how the peanut butter ended up in the bathroom.
WARNING: Do not attempt to wake the afflicted individual. As with any form of sleep walking, it can be highly dangerous and traumatic to do so. Sleep sandwichers will often be extremely defensive of their sandwich and the waker may be putting themselves in harms way.
Possible side effects of sleep sandwiching include greater variation in weight, morning grogginess, increased reports of hauntings, and very very confused housemates, who do not understand how the peanut butter ended up in the bathroom.
by HeyCrazyLady December 12, 2017
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Get the sleep bagging mug.Sleep texting is where your brain will enter a sleep like state (usually late at night) while texting. Making you the things that are on your mind making your friends very confused..
Me: so what are you doing
Friend: nothing much, you?
Me: rawring in the street
Friend: what?
Me: shawk week isd a best
Friend: are you sleep texting?
Friend: nothing much, you?
Me: rawring in the street
Friend: what?
Me: shawk week isd a best
Friend: are you sleep texting?
by Reaper.... December 25, 2016
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Get the Sleep creep mug.When you take a nap usually in the evening with the intention of waking up early in the morning but instead you wake up around midnight wired and can’t get back to sleep
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