Bean sleep

When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere

“When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere,” said Keith. “Is that the meaning of bean sleep baby girl?” asked Obama.”yessir,”exclaimed Keith.

by Captain eg November 15, 2018

Sleep-dabbing

sleeping + dabbing!
What could go wrong!
Sleep dabbing is when your in a dream and you snipe a enemy from the other side of the map,
Your sleeping mind can only do one thing, D A B !

Friend at sleepover: Hey, did you just start sleep-dabbing?

by DoggoOnTheInterweb February 16, 2019

Sleep Sesh

When you invite a person to your house for the sole purpose of sleeping.

Ay beotch, when is we gonna sleep sesh???

by Bob ross420 July 19, 2017

Sleep Texting

Sleep texting is where your brain will enter a sleep like state (usually late at night) while texting. Making you the things that are on your mind making your friends very confused..

Me: so what are you doing

Friend: nothing much, you?

Me: rawring in the street

Friend: what?

Me: shawk week isd a best

Friend: are you sleep texting?

by Reaper.... December 25, 2016

Sleep on mic

You get yourself some egirl and then you have a conversation per voicechat until you fall asleep ( you can also do it with other individuals but we recommend using an egirl )

You:I want to sleep on mic with you
Her: okay! let's do it, I'll call you on discord

by Mr Defi August 6, 2017

Shakeout sleep

Shakeout sleep is the term used to describe sleeping when having just drunk a milkshake. (Innuendo not intended) The act typically results in a bizarrely upset stomach the following morning. ( Again...innuendo not intended)

Friend: Damn boi? Did you just shakeout sleep. I told you that was a bad idea.
Shakeout sleeper: F you, I do wot I want.
Friend: *facepalm*

by thatwittyone November 16, 2014

Sleep for Dinner

When you are too tired out poor to get dinner, so you just sleep instead to forget about being hungry

Human 1: What should we get for dinner
Human 2: idk
Human 1: What did you have last night
Human 2: oh I didn't have any money so I went with the sleep for dinner route

by H@ June 2, 2018