Santanu

People with this name are usually born between Jan and Feb. Are usually petite (cute and nice to cuddle),but have a large voice. They have complicated relationships and are known as girl magnets. They never let a secret out,but are bad liars.
Do u think he told the truth

-yep santanu can't lie that well

OMG is that Santanu!!!
ooooohhhh he thicc

by Alberthall Bale November 23, 2021

Banter Santa

Banter Santa is the word referered to people around the Christmas period that think they have banter

That was a funny joke Ben tippett you must be a banter Santa

by lewis stanmore December 4, 2014

secret santas

Surprising large breasts that aren't detected until unwrapped.

I can't really tell what's going on under Susan's puffy blouse. You think she's got some Secret Santas?

by coffeecakes May 13, 2015

mrs santa clause

The women who has sex with santa to make elfs

Fucl me in tje pusdy mrs santa clause

by R9ckruff December 4, 2017

Santa Beard

When you skeet in a guy's beard.

It was Christmas Eve, so I thought it would be fitting to give this guy a Santa Beard.

by Dave Winks December 6, 2004

santa

Satan spelled wrong. The image of the jolly old fat man is actually a marketing image used by the coca-cola company in the '50s, and used to make the Satan worshiping capitalist ideal more friendly

Santa the god of capitalist economics is actually Satan.

by steve form accounting April 9, 2008

santa

Some old fat bastard with a pissed off wife because he only comes once a year, and its down everybody elses chimney.

Did Santa cum down your chimney too?

by Splice87 January 4, 2004