Pork Scratchings

Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday

Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”

by Madferit🍋 October 29, 2023

Baldi scratcher hangout v3

The one gc you (don’t) wanna _join_

Baldi scratcher hangout v3 Sucks

by Baldimoer December 30, 2023

Illinois scratch and sniff

When you have your sisters underwear in your pocket while playing basketball and you sniff it before shooting

Oh yeah I made my shot after the Illinois scratch and sniff

by Paulbyrne8 April 24, 2024

Kitchen Scratcher

An untrained, unskilled, unsafe tattoo, "artist," that works out of their kitchen. Usually a friend of a friend who, "can do tattoos cheap."

Yo! Did you see that tattoo that Todd had done!? The lines look like Morse Code and it's infected! Fucking Kevin told him to go to that Kitchen Scratcher, Joey introduced him to!

by HOTDOGVNDR2108 April 30, 2024

Scritch scratch

A historically defined sound. See as: “scritch scratch, I was having a scratch.”

Use case: for when one is either scritchy or scratchy.

Scritch scratch, I was having a scratch

by Lilpip May 23, 2024

bubu scratcher

A bubu scratcher is a dirty Ghanian that eats eggs all day and walks like a pigeon.

boy 1~ stop eating eggs you bubu scratcher

boy 2~that not nice i love being a bubu scratcher!

by ihatewhites1000 March 13, 2024

Poo scratch

Toilet skid marks.

Wilf did you leave poo scratches down the toilet when you had a shit?

by Wastelander March 30, 2024