Scalfing

Mostly used as a verb. Scraping coca*ne or any powder form dr*g so hard your tearing up whatever is underneath because you want every last pebble.

Other spellings could be Scalfin'

Could also be used as a noun to describe someone who just looks shady, like they may do drugs, like he may have an STD, and doesn't comply with consent.

Ex 1 : Dude was scalfin that plate so hard with his debit card he broke the plate!

SCALFING- SCRAPPING THE PLATE WITH HIS DEBIT CARD THAT IT ALMOST BROKE.

Ex 2: Jen said that guy from he club last night was scalfin so she gave him a fake number and watched her drink all night!

SCALFIN- A SCARY DUDE WHO LOOKED SHADY AND MAY WANT TO DATE R*PE HER!

by Sillywilly88 October 6, 2025

Saly

Saly (adj)- very chaotic and goofy but it actually is smart/good. Something that would generally not be remembered because of how silly it is but becomes a legend because of it

Saly (noun) - someone who generally says silly/stupid things but pulls it off nonchalant like.

Saly (verb) - to go out there and say something even if it may not fully make sense.

After I saw my friends presentation, I thought they would for sure get an F but my teacher thought it had saly energy

Everyone was working hard on the document except Jeff who was busy being the saly.

by Petl October 12, 2025

random scale

The Random Scale or, The R.R. System is the measure of how random to Right a person is. On a line scale, the middle point is neutral. The other end on the left is Random, and the space between the neutral and the random is "neutral random". On the right of Neutral, is the "Right" ppl. Between the Right and the neutral is "neutral Right". (see eg.1 for a better understanding..)
Random Ppl can have a level of seriousness. They they move slowly up the scale but still maintain a level of randomness.
When right ppl attempt to be random, then the scale swtiches! This is called The Switch

eg.1
Random person:..i have a pineapple...and it is pink..=D
Right person: ..Rigggghhhht
(By saying a random coment to someone, u can determine wether they are random or right by their answer)

by *WiCkeD* March 22, 2005

Bag Scale

Scale having a range from zero to three describing the sexual attractiveness versus the ugliness of the intended partner. Compiled from Bag Job (=1 or single bagger), Double Bagger (=2 or an insurance bag on one's own head in case the partner's bag should fall off or rip) and Triple Bagger (=3, indicating that the dog should also have a bag placed over it's head otherwise the carpet may become covered in dog faeces and vomit when the poor mutt witnesses the horrible act).

Sweet Jesus! She was so ugly I would have to give her a 2.8 on the Bag Scale.

by Razzhead January 11, 2008

green scale

A scale on how high you are

Dude 1: He's an 8
Dude 2: On the green scale? no he's a 9

by mommys__littlemonster May 19, 2009

DichtHer Scale

A form of measuring a woman's performance based on a scale relative to the balance of Looks, Ability, and willingness.

John: Yo dude how was last night? She was pretty cute.
Eric: Eh she rated about a 6 on the DichtHer scale.

by Perrywinkle Mcghee The fourth February 27, 2010

scrotum scales

when flakes of dry vaginal juices fall off the scrotum, like dry skin, after an excessively long night of hogging ogres. also, scrotum scales may occur if you jizz on your balls while masturbating, and forget to clean them off properly.

1. dude, it looks like my balls belong in the reptilian family. they have scales!!!!!

Roach - yo, i fucked barbie last night. its like her pussy sprung a leak all over my balls.

Greg - dude, thats fuckin bangin!

Roach - not really.. now i have scrotum scales.

by Ricky F. Baby January 25, 2011