i miss you syndrome 

When you miss someone so much, that you love, that you can't function normally.

× You get depressed
× Can't focus on work
× You get irritated because you want them to be with you but they can't.

This can be due to:
-living in different places
-different schools/college/uni
-work schedules don't fit so you can see each other enough

A- "I'm sorry I didn't mean to snap at you"
B- "Oh it's okay. Is everything good?"
A- "Yeah I think it's just I miss you syndrome. When are you coming over next?"

i miss you syndrome by Frenchchic September 17, 2019

John Travolta Syndrome 

1. (noun) A condition that occurs in a certain percentage of human males whereby the face gradually and irreversibly widens with the advancing onset of middle-age, transforming a once devastatingly handsome specimen of masculinity into a bloated parody of its former glory. Also known as Laurence Fishburne Pumpkinhead Disorder or the Widening. There is no cure, nor does the physical fitness of the subject have any impact.

Leo DiCaprio seems to be suffering from a mild case of John Travolta Syndrome.

John Travolta Syndrome by pototatoe head March 3, 2011

double letter syndrome 

On myspace (mostly) or networking sites, or generally the internet, teens often have what is called "double letter syndrome", this is when they spell every word with a double, triple, or more letters than necessary. Can, often times be extremely confusing and just plain annoying.

Britney: "i liiikee him && thee otther guyy too butttt someetimess hee caaan be a totall playyerr"

Anne: "ohhh i totallyy agree huunneeyy, he iss very hott."

this is an example of double letter syndrome.

double letter syndrome by GJAY. September 28, 2009

Maastricht Syndrome 

The Maastricht Sydrome descibes a lasting, location-dependent sexual low which is supposedly caused by external factors such as stress, work overload, lack of potential sex buddies or other turn-off forces linked to the environment. The Maastricht Sydrome is named after a town in Limburg in the Netherlands where it has been experienced by generations of students. Sexual frustration is generally associated with the Maastricht Syndrome.

I only started studying here 3 weeks ago and one can already detect first symptoms of the Maastricht Syndrome!

Don´t worry it´s not about you, it´s the Maastricht Syndrome. Try your luck somewhere else.

The good thing about the Maastricht Syndrome is that I don´t suffer from sexually tranmitted infections!

Maastricht Syndrome by gate crasher x October 23, 2011

2 girls 1 cup syndrome 

A similar syndrome to Vietnam Syndrome, it occurs in those who have watched the viral video 2 girls 1 cup and cannot look at a piece of shit without having a flashback to the video. It is a branch of the much larger Viral video syndrome which includes BME Pain Olympics Syndrome and 2 Girls 1 Finger syndrome.

Thing 1: Dude, where's Grandma?
Thing 2: She was in the Bathroom and then started yelling at me "What's wrong with you? OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH".
Thing 1: That's pretty weird.
Thing 2: Hey give her a break she has 2 girls 1 cup syndrome

2 girls 1 cup syndrome by Chas A April 22, 2008

tourette syndrome

Tourette Syndrome is an inherited, neurological disorder characterized by repeated and involuntary body movements (tics) and uncontrollable vocal sounds.

In a minority of cases, the vocalizations can include socially inappropriate words and phrases -- called coprolalia. These outbursts are neither intentional nor purposeful. Involuntary symptoms can include eye blinking, repeated throat clearing or sniffing, arm thrusting, kicking movements, shoulder shrugging or jumping.

These and other symptoms typically appear before the age of 18 and the condition occurs in all ethnic groups with males affected 3 to 4 times more often than females. Although the symptoms of TS vary from person to person and range from very mild to severe, the majority of cases fall into the mild category. Associated conditions can include attentional problems, impulsiveness and learning disabilities.

Tourette IS a GODDAMN, Fucking, SERIOUS Condition, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

tourette syndrome by Cosmicstargoat April 28, 2004

Titanic Syndrome 

The immense attraction Asian women have for Caucasian men that was spurred in part by the movie Titanic starring Leonardo DiCaprio. The attraction is even stronger for Caucasian men with blue eyes.

Asian Guy #1) Woah. It's another Asian girl with a Caucasian guy.

Asian Guy #2) Yeah. It's because he has blue eyes.

Asian Guy #1) Word. She has a case of Titanic Syndrome

Titanic Syndrome by OCrealistOC October 28, 2010