Smartphone

Those useless devices that many people at your school have. Chances are, you probably have one too. There are people without such devices, like the one who wrote the definition. People that own a cell phone often look down at it and just scroll and scroll and scroll. They rarely have real conversation. That, my friend, is called a smartphone zombie.

Person with smartphone: Why don't you have a phone?
Phoneless person with sane mind: I don't want to be looking down at it constantly like a zombie. That's why.

by Definition4975 March 6, 2019

Smart Systems

A leading provider of Audio, Video, Collaboration, and Automation solutions.
Website: smartsysnic.com
Email: [e-mail]
Phone: [phone]
Headquarters: 2705 Kanasita Drive
Chattanooga, TN 37343
CEO: Steven Nicola

I feel some dumb now, thanks to Smart Systems; my house is smarter than I am now!

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Smame

Smame is something you can say to anything but it is mostly used as something you agree too.

When you are agreeing with someone. Person 1: Im so bored today
Person 2: smame

by SMAMMEE September 17, 2020

Presidential Smackdown

An act of disrespect or initiation technique. You choose a guy that you totally hate, or someone who really wants to be part of your group of friends. In the middle of the night, he must be bound to his bed and gagged without his knowing. All of this is happening to him by at least three guys wearing suits -- minus any form of pants -- and different president masks on the faces of each. Then, the presidents proceed to fadonk the victim until they decide they're done...something that person will remember for the rest of his life.

Brander: "Dude, I think I got fadonked by five presidents last night in my bed, but I hope it was a dream..."
Mikey: "Actually, I heard some people planning a Presidential Smackdown for someone, so it definitely wasn't a dream...I'm sorry man."

by B-RAM April 28, 2007

hump-smack

A dance in which you select a target, then dry hump them while smacking them violently with whatever appendage seems appropriate, at whatever degree you wish. A violent, and completely platonic dance.

Michelle is so bomb, I hump-smacked her last night.

Sam is a hump-smack CHAMP.

Megan? Shit dawg, Megan is like, the humpity-humpiest hump-smack dance devil aliveee.

by TheLovelySwampMonster March 30, 2010

flop smack

when you take off your flip flop and smack somebody in the face with it

shelby: daniel is soooo annoying.

ritchie: then just take off your shoe and flop smack him :D

by xXturndaxgurlXx June 5, 2010

baby-smashing

"I have given suck, and know / How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me: / I would, while it was smiling in my face, / Have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums, / And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you / Have done to this." -- Macbeth I.vii.54-59

If you break your word, I'm going baby-smashing on you.

by Shakespeare's Kids December 9, 2010