Sharnii Simpson

A fat girl who claims to be pregant but really jenny craig failed so she needs a excuss.

Even if she is pregant the baby is already at a great disadvangate by not knowing who the father is.

Im sharnii simpson i smoke and drink cause i like my baby to get high and drunk

by Emu park REPP June 5, 2011

Simp

Avinash getting left on read for multiple days and responding in seconds

Avi was a simp for a girl wit no personality

by Bootycheeks3000 March 8, 2020

Simp

A 5/4 Boi who’s trash at Call of Duty and leaves the squad to go talk to a girl.

Person 1:Bro why you hopping off?

Person 2:Oh imma go talk to a girl.

Person 1:Bro stop being a simp!

Person 2:Nah bro I’m not a simp because I get happiness out of this.

Person 1:SIMP!!!!!!

Person 2:....(Leaves game)

by Dudedude15 May 6, 2020

oj simpson

Has a big fuckin head....

It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.

by bigtones January 21, 2005

Cody Simpson

The Australian Justin Bieber.

Person 1: Omg whos that kid?
Person 2: Oh, thats Cody Simpson.
Person 1: What does he do?
Person 2: What Justin Bieber does only with an accent.

by ldkmfijdskolcmvnjhdfisl June 29, 2011

jessica simpson

a girl who is so fucking hot it doesn't even matter that she's dumb.

"she cant spell dude!"
"who gives a shit shes like jessica simpson id lube up and make love to the arches of her feet if i could"

by T Cash January 21, 2006

jessica simpson

A stupid, dumb slut. Enough said.

Jessica Simpson should go jump off a bridge and die!

by loserxcore September 4, 2005