Rusty nuts

A person with red hair, a ginge.

Oi! You! Rusty nuts!

by StrokeCity September 19, 2005

Rusty Teabag

Ram a slut up the dinnerdumper in the piledriver position till she is gapped
Lower ur balls into her shitpipe and viciously poke her pussy with ur knob

that fat slut was so wasted i gave her an ol' rusty teabagin

by jdtgg April 25, 2008

rusty spoon

a word that symbolises someone who has not had any sexual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having sexual intercourse.

jessica: make love to me.

dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.

jessica: nevermind then.

by neox273 May 15, 2009

Rusty Clarinet

The act of eating out a nasty girl's asshole while simultaneously digging through her vast expanse of pubis trying to find her pleasure pearl. Very similar to the rusty trumpet only the giver of the anal pleasures needs two hands to manipulate the forest resembling the playing of a clarinet.

Emily's pubes were so dense that while I was licking her balloon knot I couldn't find her clit. Therefore it appeared that I was playing a rusty clarinet.

by Jack Meoff IV December 18, 2006

Rusty Nail

A penis covered in feces, usually from anal sex.

"I was getting some backdoor action last night and when I pulled out I had one rusty nail."

by Mr. Hardware August 25, 2008

rusty sewing machine

The opposite of a rusty trombone. Internationally hand signalled by pointing your index finger toward a fictional v-hole while feigning to lick an imaginary fecally stained sphincter.

The other night when my girl came over, instead of getting a rusty trombone I thought I'd do something nice for her. I told her to use the Kamode but not to wipe. Tonight was going to be her special night. The night of the rusty sewing machine.

by dis sho am good June 21, 2006

rusty pelican

While engaging in intercourse on the beach, at an oportune time the man pulls out his member dips it in the sand and then reinserts into the womens vagina.

I gave that bitch a rusty pelican.

by hardCor September 25, 2006