gay child and parents

the most amaze gc ever for reals

jim: whos that over there?
bill: oh thats gay child and parents

by stevington_ May 30, 2024

Non-binary Parent's Day

Non-Binary Parent's Day is a day to celebrate parents that aren't just a Mother and/or a Father. It is celebrated on the 4th Sunday of July.

My parent doesn't like being lumped under mother's day, so we celebrate Non-binary Parent's Day instead.

by Jynjer June 16, 2024

Blue Text Parents

Essentially, parents who are rich and famous enough to, say, get their kids an acting or recording deal without talent.

This whole chart’s got nothing but kids of blue text parents these days… and to think there was talent here.

by Handull February 15, 2026

Phone a friend Parent

when a parent knows very little about their child and needs to constantly/frequently ask questions for info.

They are definitely the phone a friend parent, they don’t know much about their own child..

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

you're parent straight

*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*

*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

If your parents consumed your product

Wrong!

Hym "If your parents consumed your product and you're a pornstar then it would be like incest-adjacent. Your argument is basically 'Well, you let that other guy fuck you! Would you let your brother fuck you? What about your dad? Therefore sex is wrong.' So no."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025

Shih-Tzu-Phrenia

A subset of Schizophrenia, where the ONLY symptom is you see dogs that aren’t actually there.

I think Molly has Shih-Tzu-Phrenia ! She’s seeing dogs again.

by smithpie December 23, 2025