Put the pussy on the chain-wax

A term that has been used as far back as the Stone Age to describe how radical something was.

D'quavis: Vro, can you do a kick flip?
Chadwick: Hell ya! You know I put the pussy on the chain-wax!

by P. Ennis July 30, 2019

pussyfooter

someone who encounters endless blockades

"hey, mark says he's going to be late; he's encountered an endless blockade on route 1"

"what a pussyfooter"

by Bert Perchman December 29, 2011

push one out

the act of going to the shitter and pushing out a huge turd.

I'm going to go push one out and smoke a doobie.

by qwerty12 September 3, 2007

Pussage

It is a massage on the pusseh.

You have to say it with a french accent.

Une pussage c'est une massage en le pusseh.

by frenchpusseh May 30, 2009

Pussy Bottom

A straight woman's worst nightmare -- a gay dude that gives ass that's so good, it makes formerly straight dudes forget about vaginal intercourse forever the first time they tap his ass!

DeShawn was the the biggest pussy-hound out here til he went down for seven years on an assault beef. Once he tapped his first Pussy Bottom in prison though, he never even thought about goin up in a woman's snatch again.

by BxMuscle June 12, 2013

Pusstard

A man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.

"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."

by dinktheeper November 21, 2013

Pussy shart

When a woman mistakenly trusts a queef & instead encounters a sudden splurge of hot, stinky, week-old curdled semen that paints & destroys her panties, resulting in the dire need of heavy douching and deep cleansing of the demolished panties.

Ellen's neighbor witnessed Ellen pressure washing her panties on the clothes line again, figuring she must have encountered yet another pussy shart.

by Chickenpotpie121 December 30, 2013