Long puddin'

Long puddin' is an extension of the word puddin', quite literally. It means a long, floppy penis, of more than 7-8 inches when flaccid. It can also mean the ball sack is particularly long or droopy, but the phrase mostly refers to the penis.

"Wow! Gotta get me some of that Long puddin'!"

by TheHamMan15 October 1, 2016

dirty puddin

When you tell them before getting off you been eating pineapples but instead you have been drinking mtn dew and smoking crack

Alie was all ready to get a load tobad it was dirty puddin

by Cam2racing December 10, 2016

Piddle podding

When a female dominates a male in the art of hand to hand combat.

That lady is really piddle podding that dude!

by Newyorkyankee17 August 13, 2017

ya puddin

Fat person

Oi John ya puddin!

by El Zar de la Cocaína August 11, 2017

Lily-padding

Standing on top of your own shoes when in the dressing room of a store, refusing to stand barefoot on the floor

The floor is gross in here so I am lily-padding.

by Ido bandito June 7, 2019

Pussy puddling

When someone is continuously crying like a little bitch.

Dude is straight pussy puddling over his break up!

by 3886 July 5, 2019

Slinggin' Puddin

When a couple has nasty wild sex all over the room or house they are in, without regard to the juices left behind. Hence the "puddin" is left all over the place.

Finally got the kids out of the house for a night.. gonna grab the misses and start slinggin' puddin!

by Plumpterdefiner May 19, 2019