Noun: A bubble of blackened blood trapped under the skin, as is caused when one traps a web of skin in a mousetrap, hits it with a hammer or similar. White kids in the 1970s said it.
Adult: "Ouch! I've given myself a black man's pinch in the edge of that drop-leaf dining table."
Child: "That phrase is outdated and pejorative to black people. Please don't use it again."
Adult: "You're right. I'm sorry. What should I say instead."
Child: "Subcutaneous haematoma would be both the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion."
Adult: "Thank you for making me a better human being. By the way, what would be the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion as would be caused by a hefty clip round the ear?"
Child: "You appear to be condoning an act of physical abuse toward a minor. I'm calling Social Services."
Child: "That phrase is outdated and pejorative to black people. Please don't use it again."
Adult: "You're right. I'm sorry. What should I say instead."
Child: "Subcutaneous haematoma would be both the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion."
Adult: "Thank you for making me a better human being. By the way, what would be the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion as would be caused by a hefty clip round the ear?"
Child: "You appear to be condoning an act of physical abuse toward a minor. I'm calling Social Services."
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
Get the black man's pinch mug.Mexican phrase that would be equivalent to the english phrase "Mother Fucker". Can be used to express dissatisfaction or express pain. It is not as versatile as its english equivalent. For example: "Tu eres un pinche madre" would not make sense to a non-english speaking Mexican.
You don't have Patron Tequila? Pinche madre!
Pinche Madre, I just found out your sister has herpes!
Pinche madre, I smashed my thumb with the pinche martillo!
Pinche Madre, I just found out your sister has herpes!
Pinche madre, I smashed my thumb with the pinche martillo!
by Guerico August 14, 2009
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The most sacred, serious, vowel anyone can ever swear to. If broken, you must suffer some serious consequences. These promises come straight from the heart and are sworn to value. Remember the code!
Also know as a "Pinky-Swear"
Also know as a "Pinky-Swear"
Ashley told me that she pulled the fire alarm. I made a pinky promise to her saying I wouldn't tell a soul.
by lavenderlavy December 25, 2009
Get the Pinky Promise mug.the act of using finger nail to pinch a gentleman’s perineum so hard as to leave a bruise that remains for several days
Barbara was so angry that I said her mum's name whilst we were intimate, that she reached back and took a pinch of salt - right near my backside - I am still walking funny and can't sit down for love nor' money
by markymarkbrains May 24, 2017
Get the pinch of salt mug.Nicole was so wasted that she got all these bruises the night before from being so pinball drunk in her apartment.
by Johnny Two-Tone April 29, 2008
Get the pinball drunk mug.1. To bust a nut in someone's mouth and they drink it like a soft drink.
2. To guzzle lots of load of cum or semen
2. To guzzle lots of load of cum or semen
by douglass dj davis August 24, 2006
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1. To have ownage over your opponents.
2. To have superiority over another.
v. intr.
1. To acknowledge your ownage.
1. To have ownage over your opponents.
2. To have superiority over another.
v. intr.
1. To acknowledge your ownage.
by Nanami May 22, 2008
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