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Playground Peanut 

The act of leaving a small peanut sized shit inside the baby swing at your local playground for an unfortunate soul to set their child in.
Honey, Honey don't set Kevin in that one, last time he left a Playground Peanut
Playground Peanut by AShrekle February 9, 2018

Party Peanut 

A fooligan who messes around, often distrubing others.
*Camp Winnipesaukee
Mr. Fletcher: I thought I told you tw- two party peanuts to GO TO BED!
Justin and Jimmy - Party Peanuts?
Party Peanut by fatmilarathate November 18, 2018

Packing Peanut House 

This is when ones house or room or apartment is filled entirely with Packing Peanuts. Very Good for Hibernation in Cold Countries like Canada. This message is approved by Shaqib Khan
It's really cold out. Lets make a Packing Peanut House
Packing Peanut House by Sqb1990 November 11, 2019

Boston Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich 

A Boston puck bunny favorite. When her man rams her ass so hard that there is a mixture of blood and fecal matter on his cock. He then pulls it out and shoves it down his puck bunny's throat to clean it off.
That chick's was so hot and tight, Wigle gave her a Boston Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.

churning chunky peanut butter 

While doing a girl in the ass without the benefit of an enema, you discover she has recently eaten some nuts which are now harshly scraping your dick raw as you fuck.
I was totally rushed so I slammed right into her ass... then I realized I was churning chunky peanut butter. That shit was painful but I just couldn't stop, dude!

reese's peanut butter cup 

the only saving grace left in this cruel world, the literal manifestation of god himself wrapped into a small decadent, earthshattering combination of chocolate and peanut butter to save humanity from their sins and to open the gates of heaven in order to destroy satan himself and make the world perfect where no one will ever have flaws
I ate a reese's peanut butter cup, oh wow im god now