Poon Chariot

Your friend drives you around in his car while you are performing sexual acts.

Thanks Tyler for the poon chariot.

by Nate from Utah April 22, 2015

poon fart

a queef

"what is that smell?"
"i queefed"
"what is a queef?...oh when your poon fart!"

by January 28, 2021

flabba poon tang

something a ranga said

tell nat i say flabba poon tang

by February 12, 2021

Poon Pappy

A man that has has sex reguarly with a certain attractive woman.

A guy that has a lot of quality sex.

Carl- Bro, you're such a poon pappy.
Dick- Yeah I know, sometimes it gets old, then I look at a beautiful woman and say, "Nah, it's not getting old".

by boomersooner14 November 29, 2012

poon bean

/v./ making baked beans in your asshole and shitting them into someone’s mouth

Man I got poon beaned so damn hard last night.

by @poonbeanofficial December 23, 2019

Poon Shield

Someone who sheilds themself from oppurtunies of getting some poontang making themself poons

Dean stop shielding the poon


stop being such a poon shield u poon

by fRRRb66 February 25, 2009