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Short Boy Magic

For men 5”8 and under—we’re not y’all but we have other body parts to compensate ;) and will treat u better than anyone ever can
Girl #1: Sam is so short, I’m not dating someone that’s 5”6
Girl #2: He really has that short boy magic tho
by itswednesdaydudest316 September 11, 2019
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Eat My Shorts

Bart simpson's PG way of saying "Eat My Ass"
"eat my shorts!"
by AugustTheHornyInventor July 24, 2022
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Seminal Short Cake

When a short, robust woman is cream pied
Dude! Last night I turned my girl into a seminal short cake.
by Blossom_Shinagains September 21, 2019
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short a couple chromosomes

idiom/adjective phrase: to be mentally deficient in a very noticeable manner.

Etymology:

From the fact that many cases of mental retardation involves having an abnormal number of chromosomes.

Notes:
Funnily enough, means the same thing as "to have a couple extra chromosomes". "To be short a couple chromosomes" is perhaps a more natural way of expressing the idea as it plays to the human intuition that "more is better" and also because it is very easy to imagine how someone without the normal number of chromosomes could turn out retarded; however, "to have a couple extra chromosomes" may actually be more accurate in most cases. The most common genetic cause for mental retardation is Down's syndrome, which actually involves having more chromosomes than the normal person (a third copy of chromosome 21, to be precise).
I asked Zoe why her cousin was such a manchild, and she said, "Oh, he's short a couple chromosomes."
by Choosy Floozy November 24, 2019
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Long Sleeve shorts

Yo are those long sleeve shorts.
by KCCCCEAGULL November 14, 2017
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Short bus deligaton

Group of people when they get together, act so foolishly that you think they rode the short bus together.
Look at these guys from hooters. They obviously think the girls are hot. To bad they’re apart of the Short bus deligaton
by Colin33448 November 22, 2017
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Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.
"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."
by DeeAps October 17, 2013
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