never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.

If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!

by QuacksO March 5, 2023

Never touch grass

Someone that NONE stop play games whitout going out . We say that he never touch grass.

Or ''BRO he never touchs grass !!!''

We use this expression in video games

Exemple of Never touch grass :

Bedwars player 1 : BRO THERE IS ANOTHER SWEAT
Bedwars player 2: I KNOW BE CARFUL

*Sweat killed Bedwars player 1*
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 2*

Bedwars player 2: BRO ANNOYING
Sweat : OHOHOHOHOH HEHEHEH mad cuz bad L L noob im sweating on new players ahahaha

Bedwars player 1: BRO like actually go touch grass kid you no life kid wanna be sweat
Sweat : Don't care

*Sweat fell into the void*

Bedwars player 2: LOL WANNA BE SWEAT L
Bedwars player 1: EZ EZ EZ

*Bedwars player 1 and 2 wins the game*
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Story made by me ;) thats why guys never sweat and go touch grass and go to school. :)

by A sweaty Roblox player March 30, 2023

never let them know your next move

The most unfunny and unoriginal comment you can ever find on a YouTube
short.

Unfunny person: "never let them know your next move, purple"

Person with brain: "Stfu"

by CumSockLicker April 6, 2023

Nevercare

Nevercare - Proper Noun

Nevercare is word that was seemingly made up by Paul McCartney when writing the song "Here, There, and Everywhere" when he was with the Beatles. The word is used in the song in a sort confusing way.

Lyric: "I want her everywhere, and if she's beside me I know I need Never care...."

At first listen It sounds like it could be saying that he doesn't care when he's around her, But if that's the case, why does he need it? Which only leads to I meaning Needing nevercare to care a little bit less because of the overwhelming amount of care You can have it for an intimate lover. Despite how popular and quickly acclaimed the song is there isn't much going on what they mean by never care.

" When she's beside me I know I need nevercare"

In this context (The only context) It seems to be some sort of metaphorical product or medicated cream to help with the symptom of caring too much when you're with the love of your life.

by The Beatles Translator April 14, 2023

never let this man cook

What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.

Person 1: *posts a hilariously bad song*
Person 2: NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

by an extremely depressed bandu May 7, 2023

never fired, dropped once

A derogatory term used for French military equipment. References the joking tendency to drop their weapons and surrender the moment anything happens- never fired (didn't get a chance to) and dropped once (they dropped the weapon when they surrendered).

Person 1, walking up to a gun store counter: "Let me see that rifle."
Person 2, behind the counter: "This here is a genuine French military rifle. Never fired, dropped once."

by ATELOS May 20, 2023

never diss the wang

phrase uttered many a times by a legendary man of the name kai; meaning remains unclear

I told you, never diss the wang.

by johnhall123 May 22, 2023