Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.

Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

homeless nap

A nap that you take on the ground outside

I took a homeless nap on the grass at track practice.
I took a homeless nap on the beach.

by Gutburger March 26, 2024

Pussy Nap

When you just have sex (typically man to woman) and the pussy has you weak from long exercise so much that it ends up putting you to sleep usually for 2-3 hrs

Friend: yo! Where have you been ive been trying to skate

Dude: i just had a pussy nap , ill be out in a sec

by RetardedWizard May 24, 2023

Giggle nap

(Noun) The need to rest after an extreme bout of laughter.

I need a giggle nap after watching Mr. Bean.

by PinkPeacock23 December 20, 2017

Nap jerk

When your head drops suddenly from dozing off

I had a mean nap jerk during math class

by Nutzy28282 September 04, 2022

After School Nap

The No.1 Recommended Cure for Burnout and fatigue

James: U haven't responded since school's out, wassup?

Caro: mbbb I was having an after school nap, I was SOOOOOO tired, like u wouldn't believe, and now, I feel live a downed a few red bulls, without the side effects.

James: thx, I might try that out some day.

by IronicÉire December 22, 2024

middle nap

The point in the middle of a movie when you take a nap. No one can watch an entire movie in one sitting so this is the nap in the middle that everyone takes.

No way we can finish this movie in one go. We have to have a middle nap, of course.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021