Mousemauled

The hangover after a day of walking around Disneyland/Disneyworld.

Vanessa, Steven, and Abby went to Disney yesterday. They woke up today absolutely fucking mousemauled.

by aphrasheen December 3, 2022

Mouse-ke-tool

TikTok slang for weapon/gun.

“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool”

by FancyAF98765 December 23, 2022

mouse in a telescope

A tampon , prior to its normal use .

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Mouse

the animal i just crushed the fucking skull of lmao im not ok

ew a mouse

by ExpiredWater March 6, 2023

Mouse Island

A fictional island where the stories of Geronimo Stilton take place

Geronimo Stilton and his family live on Mouse Island.

by bluestinger66 March 15, 2023

Mousetube

Mousetube is a word defining a really stupid person

Ahh your such a mousetube!
Im a mousetube

by shlammmmm March 19, 2023

Mouse

Someone, mainly females who stick around in an emotionally abusive relationship with a compulsive cheater. Due to the cheater keeping and treating their mate as their pet the mouse stays regardless because it's the only love she receives. Even though deep down they know that love for them is superficial or even fake they convince theirselves that it's real. They deal with the partners cheating manipulative ways just like a good loyal little pet.

Who cares, your girlfriend is a mouse. Therefore you can literally do whatever you want knowing she will never leave you. You can probably bang another girl in the next room and she wil turn away and possibly cry but she won't do nothing about it cuz she's a mouse, you got her pinned down so she ain't going nowhere

by BlowMuthaFukkinPop March 29, 2023