ExpiredWater's definitions

Astroturf

a type of artificial grass commonly used in stadiums and public fields. its known for the ability to burn the shit out of the arms and legs of any brave player who decides to dive for the ball during a heated game, and for its dumbass name, which was inspired by the astrodome stadium in Houston, Texas, where it was first used.

oh have you fallen of Astroturf before!

yeah lol how do you think I look like Todoroki dumbass

by ExpiredWater January 17, 2022

Mouse

the animal i just crushed the fucking skull of lmao im not ok

ew a mouse

by ExpiredWater March 6, 2023

Freddie Mercury

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE

Freddie Mercury is probably gay

by ExpiredWater March 6, 2023