Crikey Mikey

What she screams after you put it in the wrong hole after slipping out

Her: Put it back in my… Ah! Crikey Mikey!

by Wuzitdachad June 14, 2022

national mikey day

A day to celebrate Mikey way in all his fabulousness
September 10th

Girl 1: IT'S NATIONAL MIKEY DAY!!!

girl 2: who's Mikey?

Girl 1: THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH

by Mikey way is the best July 31, 2022

Ja'Mieyah

She’s the most , kind sweet beautiful, kind most gorgeous person you’ll ever meet. Her smile is everything. I could be so mad or annoyed and her smile just makes me happy

“Mom let me tell her about this girl named Ja'Mieyah “. She’s everything “

by Mr . Me November 19, 2023

The Mikey Zone

When you’re really gay for this guy and pretend it’s a joke but everyone knows you really want to kiss him on the forehead and see his cock. He also hates you.

“Bro, Mikey keeps logging off every time I ask to see his cock. I’m in the Mikey Zone.”

by Mikeylolsldodjfifif February 9, 2024

code mikey

The best thing very because very Mike Espinosa Ekkovision type shit

You white boy use code Mikey on Ekkovision

by Yankees231$ June 12, 2024

Under-Miney Meanie Hoe

1) A play on words of Eenie meany miny mo, which is a counting game used to eliminate options.

2) A mean girl type “friend”, typically high school age, who appears friendly on the outside. She will secretly or passive-aggressively undermine you with other girls.

Since she’s a bit of a hoe, she’ll definitely undermine your efforts with decent-looking lads by ‘accidentally’ telling them your secrets.

“Jonny is going out with Bree now? I thought you were her friend. What an under-miney meanie hoe”.

“Yeah, he’s going to catch her chlamydia if he’s not careful. Ha! Oops, probably shouldn’t have told you that.”

by SalsaP March 28, 2026

Cycling Mikey

He is a person who goes around London and harasses the drivers in London who were using their phones whilst stationary in traffic. He also got abused by his wife which was probably the main reason for him to harass these drivers. Many of his victims include: Chris Eubank SR and other high profile celebrities.

Driver 1- "Omg Cycling Mikey is there"
*proceeds to ram him off the road and knock him over.*

by yeyeyyeyeyeyeykanyehrhf June 13, 2025