Morning Jacket

Take definition #6 & #7 from jacket and do it in the morning.

A: Where's Steve, we gotta get going.
B: I dunno, must be trying to get his 'morning jacket' on.

by SkilletAZ March 13, 2008

Morning glory

Waking up with a cock as hard as steel.

My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.

by bjmaniac July 24, 2010

Morning Glory

n. A legal seed that can be bought at Home Depot for cheap. Has similar effects to LSD when eaten.

He ate way too much morning glory seeds and threw up the hotdog he ate last night.

by Skott September 21, 2004

morning smashings

-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.

-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.

Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.

by empresshearts April 22, 2008

morning metal

Worse than morning wood, this is what happens when your bladder is almost at the point of bursting.

Oh no, Rachel's in the bathroom, and I really got some morning metal! Rachel, I gotta pee! Rachel? RACHEL!!!!

by pentozali July 9, 2009

Morning clouds

n. Che clouds that block out the sun just enough in the morning to piss you off and make you not want to go out and enjoy the day. They look overcast enough to bring caution of rain, but never get to that point. Sometimes these clouds may last into the afternoon and even the next day, or they could come in early from tomorrow and ruin today. When current morning clouds react with future or previous morning clouds, the end result is always thunderstorms.

Arrone: Ahhh man looks like those morning clouds are here to ruin the beach day...

Stu: Hmm... I think I recognize those from yesterday, we should bring umbrellas to the beach it looks like.

by Arrone Curr June 6, 2010

Morning eyes

When you wake up and just cant keep your eyes open for more than five seconds, plus your vision is crappy, your eyes are sore when you open them.

Mom: "GET UP, BLAH BLAH BLAHHHH!!!! SCHOOLL!!!! BLAHH BLAHH BLAHH!!!"

Kid: "These stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! Morning eyes SUCK!"

by GrandPoop October 7, 2010